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Does coconut vodka exist? If it doesn't it should.

Shit Carol Says...

If something is too good to be true, it is. Back to reality. Happiness is a fairytale only for Cinderella.

My Biological Father

Earlier this week I found out the man (Russell Kennedy) I thought was my biological father is not my biological father. The man that just passed away was the man who raised me and was an amazing daddy.

I have no name for my biological father, no pictures with him or of him. No infant pictures of me exist. Russell signed my birth certificate. Possible adoption idk. There's only three people that knew the name of my biological father. Those three people are my mother, her sister Shirley, and Russell. They are all dead. Apparently none of them found it important for me to know.

This is actually good news to me. I never fit in with the Kennedy family. Russell died when I was 18 (you'd think my mother would have told me the truth then!) and had life insurance. Low and behold my brother (now my half brother) got over $20,000 when he turned 18. I got a shitty $1875. And I'm sure that was left to me out of obligation and fear of looking like an asshole. After Russell died his family completely cut ties with me. Now I know why.

So, now I know why I'm NOTHING like my brother, nothing like Russell and nothing like my mother. Which is awesome because all three are horrible people. Those who know me know that I'm kind, compassionate, loving, a hard worker, ambitious, loyal, and faithful.

I don't want a relationship with my biological father. My father passed away almost three weeks ago, no man could ever fill his shoes. I'm content. The only thing I would like to know is my heritage. My mother was half Irish half Russian. What is the other half of me? Could I be Ukranian, Romanian, Greek, another European decent? That part I will never know. I just know the people who consider me family, my daddy William and sister Elaine are all I need ❤️

ACDF Surgery

I had an anterior cervical discectomy fusion surgery done September 2, 2015 because of my car accident on November 7, 2014. After the accident I was getting migraine headaches everyday and pain that occurred where the cervical and thoracic meet that radiated pain into my left and right arms. Since the surgery I've had no migraines, no arm pain, and no shoulder pain. The pain from the procedure has been minimal. Dr. Bono from the Gulf Coast Spine Institute performed the surgery. He is fantastic! Having to wear the collar for 2 months is the worst as well as not being able to drive. I cannot reach above my head or lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk. The two months of recovery and wearing the collar is 100% worth it. I HIGHLY recommend Dr. Bono if you're thinking about this procedure. If you're on the fence about getting it done I can tell you I am a successful case. ACDF surgery had a high success rate.

Samsung Galaxy Tab S Review

Samsung has cornered the market for tablets! The specs of the Galaxy Tab S blows away the leading competitor. Extremely fast with an Octacore processor, the screen resolution is gorgeous, I love the AMOLED screen, and the amount of memory the Tab S can accommodate,  there's plenty of space for apps, pictures, music, Office files, videos, etc. I will never own another brand of tablet. I am extremely impressed with this tablet! Thanks Samsung! (using for this review)

"Tony Stark" Presents Boy with Prosthetic Iron Man Arm

This is nothing short of phenomenal! A UCF student created an Iron Man prosthetic arm for a 7 year old boy. This is what humanity is about! #GoKnights #ChargeOn! ❤

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Thank you...

Christian Grey for ruining my expectations of men...