Shit Carol Says: Vodka

Does coconut vodka exist? If it doesn't it should.

Shit Carol Says...

If something is too good to be true, it is. Back to reality. Happiness is a fairytale only for Cinderella.

My Biological Father

Earlier this week I found out the man (Russell Kennedy) I thought was my biological father is not my biological father. The man that just passed away was the man who raised me and was an amazing daddy.

I have no name for my biological father, no pictures with him or of him. No infant pictures of me exist. Russell signed my birth certificate. Possible adoption idk. There's only three people that knew the name of my biological father. Those three people are my mother, her sister Shirley, and Russell. They are all dead. Apparently none of them found it important for me to know.

This is actually good news to me. I never fit in with the Kennedy family. Russell died when I was 18 (you'd think my mother would have told me the truth then!) and had life insurance. Low and behold my brother (now my half brother) got over $20,000 when he turned 18. I got a shitty $1875. And I'm sure that was left to me out of obligation and fear of looking like an asshole. After Russell died his family completely cut ties with me. Now I know why.

So, now I know why I'm NOTHING like my brother, nothing like Russell and nothing like my mother. Which is awesome because all three are horrible people. Those who know me know that I'm kind, compassionate, loving, a hard worker, ambitious, loyal, and faithful.

I don't want a relationship with my biological father. My father passed away almost three weeks ago, no man could ever fill his shoes. I'm content. The only thing I would like to know is my heritage. My mother was half Irish half Russian. What is the other half of me? Could I be Ukranian, Romanian, Greek, another European decent? That part I will never know. I just know the people who consider me family, my daddy William and sister Elaine are all I need ❤️

ACDF Surgery

I had an anterior cervical discectomy fusion surgery done September 2, 2015 because of my car accident on November 7, 2014. After the accident I was getting migraine headaches everyday and pain that occurred where the cervical and thoracic meet that radiated pain into my left and right arms. Since the surgery I've had no migraines, no arm pain, and no shoulder pain. The pain from the procedure has been minimal. Dr. Bono from the Gulf Coast Spine Institute performed the surgery. He is fantastic! Having to wear the collar for 2 months is the worst as well as not being able to drive. I cannot reach above my head or lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk. The two months of recovery and wearing the collar is 100% worth it. I HIGHLY recommend Dr. Bono if you're thinking about this procedure. If you're on the fence about getting it done I can tell you I am a successful case. ACDF surgery had a high success rate.

Samsung Galaxy Tab S Review

Samsung has cornered the market for tablets! The specs of the Galaxy Tab S blows away the leading competitor. Extremely fast with an Octacore processor, the screen resolution is gorgeous, I love the AMOLED screen, and the amount of memory the Tab S can accommodate,  there's plenty of space for apps, pictures, music, Office files, videos, etc. I will never own another brand of tablet. I am extremely impressed with this tablet! Thanks Samsung! (using for this review)

"Tony Stark" Presents Boy with Prosthetic Iron Man Arm

This is nothing short of phenomenal! A UCF student created an Iron Man prosthetic arm for a 7 year old boy. This is what humanity is about! #GoKnights #ChargeOn! ❤

http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw_amnlxI

Thank you...

Christian Grey for ruining my expectations of men...

Fifty Shades of Grey

So once again I am single and dateless on Valentine's Day. So I made a date with the sexy, dominant billionaire Christian Grey!

I loved the movie. It followed the book almost to a tee. Jamie Dornan plays an incredibly sexy Christian Grey. I didn't know how good Jamie would be once I found out he was replacing Charlie Hunnam. But he was phenomenal. He played the sexy, dominant, well spoken, slightly overbearing, billionaire Christian Grey like no body's business! I'm impressed. I can't picture anyone else in this role. When I read the book I'll have Jamie Dornan as the mental picture of Christian.

As for Dakota Johnson, she was born to play the shy, coy, vanilla virgin Anastasia Steele. She's gorgeous in every way, right down to the way she bites her lip. She played Ana to a tee and I believe no other actress could pull it off like her. She's had the perfect attitude and body for the roll.

I look forward to Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson reprising their roles as Christian and Anastasia in Fifty Shades Darker. Such a stunning couple.

Just to clear something up! I know this is NOT a true representation of the BDSM lifestyle. However, it is a sexy, graphic novel about a billionaire dominant that is "fifty shades of fucked up". I do see the lighter side of BDSM in the book and the movie. This is purely a fictional book and should be taken as such. Deep down I think every woman would like some form of Christian Grey in their love life,whether it would be a little spanking, blind folding, or otherwise. I know I would. It makes for an interesting play session.

CK 💋

Escape from Grigotts at Universal Orlando

There is a burning question on every visitor's mind when they come to Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida. Is the Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts ride worth the 3-5 hour wait. The answer is ABSOLUTELY! Especially for the uber Harry Potter fans.

On site hotel guests get early admittance into the park, 7 am. Regular park guests at 8 am. My friend and I live in Leesburg and Lady Lake, respectively. We left Leesburg at 5:15 am as to ensure good parking because I have disabled parking. We arrived at around 6:15 am and were the first ones in the section of the parking garage. They let us into the park right away but we were cued from getting to anything other than the Universal Studios Store and the bakery in the front of the park, which was perfectly fine. Hotel guests were getting through the check point inside the gate at 6:30 we noticed. We walked around to the right, where the Terminator show is located, where we were hemmed up into a wait line. They let us into the park for Diagon Alley at 7:45 am. We got in line for Gringott's by 8 am and the line was 210 minutes long, 3 1/2 hours.

While waiting in line there is a goblin train car on display that is pretty cool. When you walk into the bank you will be enthralled with the large chandeliers in the room. There are goblins to the left and the right of the room. They are doing what they do best, crunching numbers. You are then greeted by Bogrod. You then proceed to the ride. There are a fair number of stairs to get up to the ride. If you are disabled make sure to ask for an elevator when you get in line and they will let you know where it is.

The ride cars seat 24 people at a time. On the ride you will see Bellatrix, Voldemort, Bill, Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Its quite intense for young riders. This ride is one of a kind in the world, no other ride like it exists. Its a combination roller coaster and 3D movie. Its extremely realistic and breath taking. I cannot say much more without giving away the ride! Experience it for yourself.

Here is some information on the ride:
It is 3D
Guests must be 42 inches to ride
Family friendly

Escape from Gringotts at Universal Orlando

Shit Carol Says- Farts

Ever fart in your sleep and wake yourself up?

Paul Walker- A Star Taken Too Soon

I have been contemplating what to write for a few days now to get it right.  Paul Walker was a star that shined brightly on earth. He had a spirit like no other.  He did great and wonderous charity work around the world.  He did wonders through his acting.  Most people do not know that Paul Walker starred in over 30 movies including Into the Blue, Varsity Blues, Takers, Skulls, Hours, The Lazerous Project, and 7 out of 8 Fast and Furious movies.  He was currently filming Fast & Furious 7.  No one knows where that project is going to go but I am sure it is going to be a tribute to Paul.

Several people have made the statement that they will not go to see Fast & Furious 7.  I say why not? It is Paul's last film and street racing was dear to his heart.  I plan on seeing the movie, I want to remember Paul doing what he loved the most- acting and street racing.

Paul was a star taken from us on earth and now he is a star placed in the heavens.  Let us take a moment to remember Paul and the good things he brought into this world.  Donate to his charity ROWW if you have time.  It was his charity and whenever there was a world disaster he was there donating not just money but his time.  He was there hands on helping to rebuild and help victims of natural disasters.  Paul was truly a gifted and talented man.

Rest in peace, buster.  We love and miss you buddy.

Paul Walker Remembered by Vin Diesel & Others

http://a2mag.blogspot.com/2013/12/paul-walker-remembered-by-vin-diesel.html?m=1#more

35 Hateful And Stupid Rush Limbaugh Quotes That Should Anger Everyone -

He is not just a sexist, but a bigot and racist as well. All the more reason to despise this man!

35 Hateful And Stupid Rush Limbaugh Quotes That Should Anger Everyone -

Daily Kos: Sexist Rush Limbaugh Refers to Single Mothers as "Semen Receptacles"

This man has the audacity to call us single moms sperm receptacles! It is not the fault of the moms if the dads refuse to step up and act like men. Don't have a baby with a woman and then leave her because shit got real. You think its the moms that are getting hurt? Guess again! It is the children that get hurt. Limbaugh needs to put his mouth in check! He is a sexist bitch. I am disgusted and appalled that he would say something like this. What about the single moms out there that are single moms because their husbands or boyfriends were killed at war, or died from car accidents, diseases, or even suicide because they were mentally ill. Someone needs to shut his fat fucking pie hole for him. There is no call for him to say something like this.

Daily Kos: Sexist Rush Limbaugh Refers to Single Mothers as "Semen Receptacles"

Daylight Savings Time

I really hate it!! Every 6 months my body's clock gets screwed up. I've been up since 7:45 am! I'm never up this early unless I gotta be somewhere like the doctor's or Universal Studios!

Boston Red Sox Win the World Series!!

WTFG #BostonRedSox for winning the World Series & bringing it home!!! #BostonProud #BostonStrong baby!!

Shit Carol Says: Kids

People should HAVE to pass an IQ test & mental evaluation before having kids!!

Navigators Banned- Florida Health Deaprtments

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2013/09/12/1238467/-Florida-health-department-chief-bans-navigators-from-community-health-nbsp-centers

Foot Injury Update

So some of readers know that back in July I fell on my left foot, breaking my 5th metatarsal, tearing my peroneus brevis tendon and spraining my ankle. Just last Monday I had an MRI and Wednesday I found out the true extent of the damage in my foot! It is NOT good news!

I broke the 5th metatarsal, tore the peroneus brevis tendon, tore the peroneus longus tendon, and over stretched the tendon on the inside of my left foot. It is horrible. I will be needing surgery. So far what the doctor says is that I will need that metarsal planed and then the tendons reattached to that bone. Might even need tendon repair as well on the peroneus tendons. Possibly the one on the inside of my foot. I am being referred to a surgeon to have surgery on my foot.

I have been in a walking since the middle of July and it is driving me nuts. I am fed up. And now having surgery, I cannot go to work and I will be stuck in this boot most likely until January or February, depending on when I have the surgery. Dafuq am I gonna do? Life sucks right now!!

Twunt of the Week

This weeks twunt of the week: Josh Freeman. Bitch you got cut from the Tampa Bay Bucs because you suck!! Get with the program and be a QB not a RB!